From The Onion: Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount of Time Spent Talking About Oneself

Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself

And don’t forget the profanity-laced, but absolutely hilarious “Female Friends Spend Raucous Night Validating the Living [Tarnation] Out of Each Other.”

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3 responses to “From The Onion: Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount of Time Spent Talking About Oneself”

1. Steve Martin says:

   02/29/2012 at 8:09 pm

   I do believe that woman is in my congregation.

   People scatter at her approach.

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   • Steve Martin says:

     02/29/2012 at 8:10 pm

     Should have said ‘our’ congregation. I am not a pastor.

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2. that girl? says:

   03/03/2012 at 11:56 pm

   is it ironic if i say i feel like her often?

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