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Newton’s Third Law Helping You To "Slow Your Roll". . .

Every taurine and caffine fueled action has an equal and opposite rose-hip and valerian root […]

JDK / 1.12.09

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Every taurine and caffine fueled action has an equal and opposite rose-hip and valerian root reaction.

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One response to “Newton’s Third Law Helping You To "Slow Your Roll". . .”

1. David Browder says:

   01/12/2009 at 9:33 am

   Why not just pop a valium?

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