The Onion
1. If you, too, have wondered where all the moral messaging has been coming from […]
America’s favorite news source, on point yet again. Mercy mercy me: SAVANNAH, GA—Realizing something needed […]
A day late but nonetheless a classic: PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA—According to sources, clinically depressed groundhog and […]
Just when I thought they had run out of gas… Click here to read the […]
1. Having a dog used to be easy, and were it 1995, I’d get one in […]
Can’t believe we missed this one when it came out a couple years ago (ht […]
Some hilarious work/play resonance from America’s Finest News Source. Reminds me of the time I […]
NEW YORK—After his laptop suddenly stopped working earlier this week, chronically anxious man Henry Geller, […]
Pretty funny rejoinder to their classic, “New Study Reveals Most Children Unrepentant Sociopaths”. Read the […]
How do they keep this up? That’s what I’d like to know. Just in time […]
1. First off, The Onion has been doing marvelous things lately. Their insight into the human condition is […]
Holy lord they got me good today: PROVIDENCE, RI—Shedding new light on the biological underpinnings […]