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Fail In Need Of A Caption

by David Zahl on Mar 15, 2011 • 4:00 pm 14 Comments

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14 comments

  1. Frank says:

    Mar 15, 2011

    Reply

    "Please leave gate as you found it." SOP on farms. Same applies here.

  2. Lane Severson says:

    Mar 15, 2011

    Reply

    Rob Bell's visual for the pearly gates

  3. Anthony Sacramone says:

    Mar 15, 2011

    Reply

    "Elvis has left the building. He just can't remember where."

  4. Dave Burkum says:

    Mar 15, 2011

    Reply

    Narrow is the gate, but wide is the road.

  5. Spherical says:

    Mar 15, 2011

    Reply

    This begs the question: Is the road half open, or is the road half closed?

  6. Wenatchee the Hatchet says:

    Mar 15, 2011

    Reply

    The heart of the wise may incline to the right, and the fool to the left, but putting the gate on your right still means you met the fool at his left.

  7. DBab says:

    Mar 15, 2011

    Reply

    The gate is the Sermon on the Mount. STOP. The road to the right is delusion.

  8. Bryan J. says:

    Mar 16, 2011

    Reply

    …and the gates of Hell shall not prevail against it…

  9. joegibbes says:

    Mar 16, 2011

    Reply

    That's OK, I'll just go around…

  10. JDK says:

    Mar 16, 2011

    Reply

    hah!

  11. JDK says:

    Mar 16, 2011

    Reply

    (that wasn't my caption, I was laughing at Joe's)

  12. Ron says:

    Mar 16, 2011

    Reply

    Town residents would soon refer to the mysterious road that appeared and interrupted their seclusion as "Gate-gate."

  13. Michael Cooper says:

    Mar 16, 2011

    Reply

    the law is a locked gate, but there are never enough of them

  14. DBab says:

    Mar 18, 2011

    Reply

    One more try.
    This is the way we think we are keeping the Sermon on the Mount.

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