The Associated Press reported this week that one of seven people surveyed said they would dump their husband, wife, or significant other, before they’d lose their pet.
One of the biggest reasons cited is that they get a lot of judgment and criticism from their spouse and get unqualified love from the latter.
But is this news? Scotty Emerick, in this hilarious ballad to a girlfriend, told us as much a few years ago. Give it a listen and you’ll be happy you did.