From the "Funny Because It’s True" Department

The Gospel means we should be able to “say what a thing is.” Since the […]

The Gospel means we should be able to “say what a thing is.” Since the cross indicates that the human condition is desperate, it means we can be honest about what’s really going on in our lives. Unfortunately, we humans often have subtle ways we obfuscate, obscure, bend the truth, and spin. Here’s a funny take the way Christians do that.
I give you: “How to Speak Christianese.”

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8 responses to “From the "Funny Because It’s True" Department”

  1. Mich says:

    Hilarious!
    I never knew that………

  2. RevFisk says:

    "cheat lie and steal"

    XD

  3. StampDawg says:

    OK, that's gonna keep me happy all week.

  4. Todd says:

    too true and absolutely hilarious. But isn't this only funny if you know Christianese already? Sort of the pot calling the kettle black…

  5. Margaret E says:

    This is going on my Facebook page!

  6. Colton says:

    "That's the way real Christians talk!" LOL

  7. Nick Lannon says:

    We offer that at my church, but it's a podcast. Tapes are so "modern."

  8. Taking Heart says:

    I enjoyed this with the wonderfulloveofmyblessedredeemerrightdowninthedepthsofmyheart….

    excellent!

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